job experience (overheard in minneapolis)

New client to case manager: I’m not the meek, doting mom that I was when I was a crackhead. I got a lot of experience; I used to run a call center.
Case manager: For telemarketing?
Everyone in room (emphatically): No.
New Client: I ran a whorehouse.
Case Manager: Ah… I don’t think we can put that on a resume.